Crap Airport

Crap Airport (also known as Tramp Airport)  is a very poor airfield just outside of Leicester, England. It was designed for people who are so poor that they can't afford a regular flight and was also made for tramps, like Coffy Leland. The only airline that ever lands and leaves this airport is Crap Airways, which is exclusive to this specific airport.

This airport is not to be confused with Leicester Airport, a real-life aerodrome in Leicester. This airfield is completely fictional.

Runway
The runway crosses a field full of cows, sheep and other farm animals, which necessitated the permanent presence of a man (usually a poor farmer) to open and close a barrier whenever an aircraft was to take off or land. Communication of this farmer with the control tower was by whistle or flag.

Building
The building itself is practically a house. The aircraft lands on a small runway built on a field. There is no security or shops, just a small desk where you get your boarding pass. The arrivals area of the airport is a glass door, which has to be opened by hand. It has a control tower and a hangar which has a capacity of up to two passenger jets. The size of this hangar will probably NEVER expand.

Security
The airport does have security guards and police officers watching, but there are only 6 in the building. There is no security check or metal detector. The only thing they do to let you on the plane is feel your body to check for knives, explosives or firearms.

Usual Users
Many tramps in Leicester use this airport to escape to other countries. Coffy Leland used it to go on a trip to Jamaica.

Trivia

 * It first appears in the episode Rasta Coffy, but it's called The World's Cheapest (and crappiest) Airport. It is first referred to as Crap Airport in the separate series Ask Charles.
 * It is based on the Sandy Shores Airfield from Grand Theft Auto V, and also on the real-life Los Estancos Airfield in Fuerteventura, which was the size of a house, but is now closed.
 * This airport is not to be confused with Leicester Airport, a real-life aerodrome in Leicester. This airfield is completely fictional.