Crap Airways

Crap Airways is an English airline made specifically for extremely poor people and tramps. It is exclusive to the very small Crap Airport in Leicester, England, because it's the only plane that ever enters or leaves Crap Airport.

Crap Airways operates around 4 planes modelled on Boeing 737-800 aircrafts, but there are rumors that they are simply made of cardboard. The airline is often rated poorly by travel websites, but it is a favourite of homeless people.

Flight Cost
A flight costs about £2 which, compared to other more well known airlines, is a RIDICULOUS price.

Exterior
The plane itself is made of cardboard. According to Charles Delafontaine in the spin-off series Ask Charles, the plane, when taking off, makes a strange helicopter "chucka-chucka-chucka" sound. This is probably due to the poor engineering of the aircraft.

Interior
The passenger seats are simply normal, kitchen chairs stolen from houses. There is no carpet on the floor of the plane, so the passengers are forced to walk on solid floor. The chairs are placed incredibly close to each other. Food service only offers porridge, tomato soup and cannabis foods like hash brownies.

Trivia

 * Even though the majority of it's passengers arrive safely at their destination, on several occasions the plane has crashed to the ground after only reaching 6 km.
 * It is a VERY OVER-EXAGGERATED parody of Irish airline Ryanair, which was ranked the worst airline in the world. This fictional airline is beyond worse than Ryanair.